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This happened awhile ago but I think it deserves an entry.


While sitting outside at a certain frozen yogurt place one night awhile back I, all of a sudden, became aware of something flying through the air in my general direction. In the second before it made impact, on the side walk right in front of me, I thought it might have been a snow ball (I realize it was LA in September and there are no snow balls here but in that second my mind was not able to process all that). It turned out to be an egg not just one egg but two. The second one landed off to my right near a table of older women. The egg never in fact hit me (thank god or I would feel forced to track down the bitches that threw it) it landed on the sidewalk in front of me; yoke and shell spattered on my bag and a little on my shoes. No real harm done (though the older ladies did not seem to think so as they made something of a fit to the yogurt place employees). The point is who the fuck throws eggs at people??? I did not see what car they came from as they were very quick about the whole thing which added to the very surreal element of the experience. Unless they were trying to enact revenge on someone sitting there and just have bad aim I don't see the point. What kind of sick joy do you get out of thinking that you may have just hit someone in the face with a raw egg.

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It seems I'm on a Sarah Palin Kick.

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teeth

Things that are ok when you have just had your wisdom teeth removed (but are frowned upon normally):

- eating ice cream and pudding in the early afternoon (and not feeling bad about it)

- taking 2 to 3 naps a day

- telling your boss that you are excited about the prescription pain medication you are taking.

It's been awhile

I've become a bad blogger...

Anyway, went to Vegas for Labor Day weekend. It was a lot of fun. I needed to get out of LA and just go somewhere where I did not have to think about anything. So Vegas is good for that. Check out the photos !

I feel like there is a lot of stuff I want / need to do right now. But as always it's so hard for me to get motivated. I've been thinking about maybe taking a class or something, maybe painting or photography. I miss being creative and whenever I try to start something now I just never end up really committing to it. I'm sensing a pattern. I need to work on this.

My wisdom teeth are killing me. They are coming out on the 11th. I'll be glad when it is over but I'm totally freaked out about actually getting it done. I can't explain it and it totally makes me seem like a wuss but teeth freak me out and if I think too much about what is actually gonna happen I start to seriously consider calling it off. But I won't.

Also jesus christ I can't believe it's September (I feel old just saying that but seriously where does the time go). August was a hard month, here's hoping September is better.