Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Ways in which I waste time

You may not realize it but at a desk job (especially mine) you amass a lot of ways to waste time on the internet. It might just seem like you stumble upon a new fun site every once and a while but then one day you go to your favorites and realize you have over 20 time-wasting bullshit sites you can go to when you have nothing better to do. So in the spirit of sharing, I've decide to post them on my blog (I have taken the liberty of selecting the best examples).

I've divided them into different categories for ease of use. Enjoy!

Sites that make me smarter

Wikipedia

The Daily Beast

U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics - Don't ask

Theatre Communications Group

Sites that definitely make me dumber

LOL cats

Awkward Family Photos

Texts from Last Night

Best-of-Craigslist

Fuck You, Penguin


Sites that probably won't make me dumber but are also not making me smarter

Netflix

Flickr

Etsy



Monday, January 4, 2010

NYE resolution number 2.3 has me trying to cook more often. To be honest this has been something I've been making an effort to do more often for awhile. And by cooking I don't mean just heating up a veggie burger but cooking more different and interesting meals. There are a number of issues causing me to not have gotten as far with this goal as I would have liked. One being that it's hard to get into cooking for just one person (this is not going to deteriorate into a sad post about being single, I swear), there are no recipes that come just one serving and it's just not as fun. But I'm learning to get over that. Then there is the fact that I don't have a lot of time to spend on cooking, I get home at 7:30pm and I'm usually already hungry.

But for this coming year I've decided to really get serious and make time to cook things. Since the cooking is part of the lose weight resolution there is even more reason to get my cooking shit together. So to make that happen I've been buying a lot of shit I need to cook with. I've learned from looking at recipes and cookbooks that it would appear I'm severely under utensiled when it comes to cooking. I liked to think that I was more of just an old fashioned cook but clearly I was lying to myself and in order to remedy that situation I have considerably beefed up my cooking arsenal lately. Through purchasing things for myself and from gifts I have added the following items: Mixing bowls, silicone spatulas, extra cutting boards, food processor, hand mixer, spice rack (with spices) in addition to a few other smaller items. I'm hoping that these additions will help to motive me on this mission.

Though I have yet to actually use most of these items (I just got them, jesus, give me time) I've already learned that cooking has a lot of start up costs. There are so many apparatuses. And the cooking world makes you feel like you need all of them. I'm just working on getting the basics right now but every time I look at any type of cooking catalogue I feel intense pressure to buy at least 3 totally random kitchen gadgets I clearly absolutely need in order to even begin to think about cooking anything.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

wtf New Years Eve

I want to met someone who has ever had an epic, life changing, nothing is ever gonna be the same New Years Eve. I know these people have to be out there because why else would the rest of us feel such pressure to have one of these nights ourselves. I can't remember a year that I did not feel like I was missing something. I clearly have never had one of these NYEs and to be honest I don't think I need one. I'm perfectly content to have a fun, if not somewhat tame night but it seems I might be the only one. It's virtually impossible to get many people to commit to doing something, as the illusive 'epic night' might be just around the corner and people don't want to miss out on that by partaking in a less than epic offer.

I know many people who have attempted to organize a party/event on New Years Eve and often to no avail as it did not, for whatever reason, seem to offer what people were looking for. I am fully willing to admit that I'm not super cool - I don't think I will ever be invited to the best NYE party in the city, never mind hosting it. But I also think most people aren't that cool either. No one wants to admit that they don't have that amazing night lined up and they are willing sacrifice an actually enjoyable night to keep the impression that they have something cooler to do.

So I say again where are all the epic night people? I've asked around and most people seem to have similar experiences of thwarted plans and undo pressure. Basically people just need to come clean and we can drop all this pretense about New Years Eve and stop searching for a life changing experience.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

January 1st and 2nd

Note: So I should have added in the last post that due to the fact that I'm not on the computer that much during the weekends I decided that it's allowed for me to post two days worth of magic in the same day (Jillian are you listening?). I'm still going to divide them into two post and they will be on different topics but in order to give myself any chance to actually accomplish this resolution I need to give myself some leeway in my posting schedule.


Adventures in Airports (January 1st)

During my Christmas travels this year I got to experience a number of airports that I had little to no experience with before. I should also say, since I don't think it is the norm, that I like airports. This might be because, with the exception of one time (damn you Dulles), I have never really had a horrible airport experience. I like airports because they are the most amazing people watching places ever; they are like a weird world where everyone is there for the same reason. Also they are fun because they are invariably different depending on what city you are in. And even though people always say that being in an airport in a certain city does not count as having actually been there, I would disagree because each airport is a small warped representation of that given city. I will now use my experiences in the airports I was in over Christmas to illustrate my point.

LAX (Los Angeles) - So I've been in the Los Angeles airport many many times (and I live in LA) so it's a little harder to form a snap judgement but I don't think I've seen so many Ugg boots and leggings worn with over sized shirts in one place in my life. Angelinos has a strange sense of stylish comfort and no where is this more obvious then in the airport. Also the lines for Starbucks are out of control. Enough said.

Houston-Bush Int. Airport - Ok I think that title basically says it all. And this is Bush II we are talking about here. This was my first time in the great state of Texas and it did not disappoint. As imagined the food choices for a vegetarian were slim but since it was breakfast I was saved by a bagel place. I heard plenty of lovely accents and saw lots of 60 year old women with bleach blonde hair and tons of makeup calling people things like sugar and hun. There were also a good amount of couples wearing matching Wranglers jeans and those weird cowboyesq shirts...odd. There is also, so I was told a bronze sculpture of the beloved dubya somewhere in the airport. I spent the retaining portion of my layover searching for it, to no avail sadly. And this is exactly what I will continue to believe Texas is like. Prove me wrong people...if you can.

Boston - On the return leg of my journey I flew out of the Boston airport, though I have been in this airport before it had been quite some time since my last visit. I was flying on Virgin airlines which apparently was given the smallest terminal ever, they only had two gates and one little food stand so I was forced to entertain myself by people watching. Like Boston itself the terminal had an odd mixture of people. I would say half were ex Boston natives who now lived in SF (where my flight was going) and were in Boston to visit the family for the Holidays. There were also a good amount of Boston natives. Who can be identified by dress and accent alone. I can't really describe them but if you have ever spent a good deal of time in Boston I think you know what I mean.

San Francisco - SFO gets the award of best airport, of this trip at least. They had the best food choices by far (two breweries in the same terminal!) and the best shopping. Granted I did spend 4+ hours here, much more then anywhere else so I really got to explore but San Francisco did not disappoint. And not just in amenities offered but also in quality of people. I arrived at my gate quite early and was able to enjoy the identical twin flight attendants manning the gate next to mine during the boarding. Let me tell you there is nothing creepier than twin flight attendants working the same gate, wearing the same outfit, talking in the same unmistakable nasally voice. And no, they were not hot. Then there was the 12 year old who sat down on the floor where he began reading his U.S. News and World Report, when he tired of that he started in on his workout routine. I judged by the push ups he was doing that today he was working on his upper body. I guess this kid was trying to push the statistics of both childhood obesity and the dumbing down of our nations children in a positive direction. Though my knowledge of San Francisco is limited to the two times I have visited there I would say that the airport portrays some of its characteristics quite well.

So in closing I will say that if you are looking for the cliff notes version of any city you could do a lot worse then visiting that cities airport. I feel all the more cultured for the layovers I had this year.


January 2nd

I'm working on an incredibly powerful, thoughtful post about new years but since this one about airports was so long I'm saving that till tomorrow, so I'll keep today's post short. I have been summoned to jury duty...maybe...well I have at least been summoned to call in everyday after 5pm to see if I will actually be summoned. This should not have been a surprise as I actually received notice last summer and had to postpone as the date I originally had interfered with my trip to Europe. However since my ability to keep a calendar is somewhat lacking I was actually surprised when I received the notice reminding me of when my date was rescheduled to. So starting Monday night I will be calling in to see if the great state of California needs me to sit in a room all day until they tell me I have not been chosen to be on the jury. Really wish I had remembered when all this was gonna happen so I could have told my work about it. Oh well we'll see how it goes, I'll keep you updated.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Resolute

Normally I dislike New Years resolutions. It's been years since I actually made one. It seems no matter what you resolve to do or not do you always end up disappointed in yourself. I think this is because people tend to set unrealistic goals - go to the gym 5 days a week, watch only 4 hours of tv a week, stop eating chocolate, drink less, etc. So in the vain of unrealistic goals I have decided in the year 2010 I'm going to try to do a blog post every day! It seems I've been missing that self deprecating feeling people get when they fail at their resolutions so I have decided to join in on the fun.

Now these posts will likely not all be as stellar and insightful as a lot of my posts in the past have been. Since I need to come up with something to say everyday but they should nonetheless be interesting.

Lets see how long I last...

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Adult with a capital 'a'

Now is the time of year where I write an obligatory post about how quickly the year has gone by and how I can't believe it's December. Well goddamnit I CAN NOT believe it's December. But seriously though. This year has gone by unacceptable fast. Which I think can mean only one thing - I'm officially old. And if not old then officially an adult, which might be worse. People don't expect much from old people, they do however expect a lot from adults. Since turning 25 I've been thinking a lot about being an adult. And logically I know turning 25 meant nothing - I was supporting myself and doing as many adult things at 24 as now but something about it has made me contemplate what being 25 'means'.

Try to hold back mocking as I get all esoteric and self aware and shit but I think that being 25 has made be realize I need to get going with my life (figure out what I want it to be). Honestly, I realized this awhile ago and have been dealing with whatever that means all year but since October it's been a concentrated effort. I've never been one to have a life plan and I don't think even as an adult that is on the agenda but as an adult I know that I want certain things (big picture stuff not like shoes...though I really need a new pair of boots right now) and though it might seem strange, wanting things was not something I ever really let myself do (not because of some self esteem issue but more of a 'that's not the person I am' issue). Or maybe I just never thought about it that much. Age is just a number as they say and while that is totally true that number can still affect you. And though I joke about being old, turning 25 has not made me feel old per say just made me realize that I need to start deciding what I want being an adult to be like.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Tropicana Malulu: Essentials

This blog entry is going to be a departure from my normal style and context. I've decided to dedicate this entry to someone very special to me, without whom my days would be boring. Though no one who does not know her will ever be able to appreciate the depth of her character and the complex person that is Tropicana Malulu ,I thought this list of essential character traits would help those who are not fortunate enough to have her in their life.

The Essential Tropicana

+ likes to build forts

+ enjoys Jameson

+ is currently celibate

+ researches how to preform fish abortions

+ has fish

+ only eats imported Kielbasa

+ lives in a mysterious land filled with snow and crazy people

+ enjoys Jameson a lot

+ is currently looking into being on the Tyra Banks show

+ has considered becoming a madame

+ has done extensive research into pregorexia and drunkorexia

+ loves B.A.D's

+ is an expert on all things day time television related

+ is a professional hermit

+ drinks a lot of Jameson

If you have had the pleasure of knowing Tropicana Malulu please let me kn0w of anything I should add to the list.

Tropicana I hope you read this!